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Wierd bass videos from your friend BassPhemy

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Don't whip out the big guns if you don't know how to shoot 'em.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gZ4N9CtVM


Who needs a strap when you play like you have Cerebal Palsy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvFvYOwhrsc


Were you this innovative when you were...uh...10?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2nNfMPBqw


Phat dick? No! Phat Duck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygt68ITQRts


I need two guitars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZpD0btOZx8


Well, make one of them a bass...or just give me this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdaR-x8ZsdE


Well, just give me that 11 string bass instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm56Isx0_JY


One more string please.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyLPeRZAOho


Had enough of that song yet? Too fucking bad.


Mario theme on the flute while beatboxing? Why the fuck not!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfrKqFp0Zg


Finally; I hate this guy. Neoclassical Virtuoso my fucking dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aco25RZqSgg
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BassPhemy wrote:
Finally; I hate this guy. Neoclassical Virtuoso my fucking dick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aco25RZqSgg
was it supposed to sound like shit or are his fingers too fat when he tries to hit the right notes?
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haha.. check out this bass player:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTdtc6xqeDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6bwMILm4AA

he's a random DM bass player named Erlend, met him on another forum. He's got some skills.
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for some reason sweep picking on a bass just doesn't sound that great to me. maybe it's because i'm used to them playing funky shit all the time.
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yup, those videos are kind of bland but they demonstrate some cool technique. I like his band blood red throne ( http://www.myspace.com/bloodredthrone666 ), simple, catchy death metal
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basses should have 4 or 5 strings, any more than that is just silly.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684711

At some point it ceases to be a bass and becomes a large piece of lumber with strings.
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So the tuning of the bass is low C#, F#, B, E, A, D, G, C, F, Bb, Eb (half-step below the regular guitar high E string)
Yeah....right!

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that shouldn't even be considered a bass anymore. they look ridiculous. whoever can play them, congratulations you fawkin show off.
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I wouldn't even think you could use half the frets on those basses unless you had a hand full of yardsticks.
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BassPhemy wrote:I wouldn't even think you could use half the frets on those basses unless you had a hand full of yardsticks.
And don't care a lick for intonation, those thngs can't POSSIBLY be in tune all across the neck without some fanning of the frets or a gradually scaling neck.
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some of those bases look like a bass Zitar
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Bronco wrote:like a bass Zitar
Or a bass Z'Dar.

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James Labrie could probably pass for a Robert Z'dar lookalike if he got stung in the face by a shitload of bees.
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That is very true.
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Yeah, well, I bet that guy doesn't own a pair of silver shorts.
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Leviathan wrote:James Labrie could probably pass for a Robert Z'dar lookalike if he got stung in the face by a shitload of bees.
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