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Look at this moron, the PBB should have fun with this.
All these ads are placed by the same guy within 2 weeks of each other.
Amother musician I know called the guy, he's 37 years old, lives with his mother and doesn't drive. :lol:

EDIT: Found another!!!!

Looking for a Guitarist to help form the next new thing in music
I need a Lead Guitarist to help me and the Bassist start up the next new thing in music, we have lots of ideas for the Band, cant tell anyone them on here, so that way know one will steel are ideas, anyway some of are influences are, PRIMUS, REBEL MEETS REBEL, REDHOT CHILLIE PEPPERS,FAITH NO MORE, MINISTRY, PINK FLOYD, THE MISFITS, JAMES BROWN, BLACK SABBATH, LIFE SEX & DEATH, GWAR, and much more, if interested call Dave at (215)379-0417 or email dmr76@msn.com Must be serious, Must have no kids, Must not live far from Philly, Must be over 18 and under 40, No Junkies please, and Image isnt real important with us...............
Music Style(s): Classical, Heavy Metal, Other, Punk, Surf

Location: Cheltenham, PA 19012
Name: Dave <dmr76>
Phone: (215) 379-0417
Submitted at: 2006-07-18 16:23:43


Trying to start up a Def Leppard Tribute Band
Im a Lead Vocalist thats trying to start up a Def Leppard Tribute Band, I know of one Lead Guitarist, but still need another Guitarist, Bassist, and Drummer, I want to cover songs from Ride Into The Sun(Demo), to Pyromania, and maybe even some of there later stuff, just not Pour Some Sugar On Me, that song Sucks", anyway if interested call Dave at (215)379-0417 please be over 21, dont email me my email dosent work, and No drugs or Egos.................
Music Style(s): Hard Rock

Location: Cheltenham, PA 19012
Name: Dave <dmr76>
Phone: (215) 379-0417
Submitted at: 2006-07-31 17:16:35

Trying to start up a Blackend Thrash Metal Band
Im a Lead Vocalist thats been singing for 11 years now and have a great Voice, I have a wide range, and have my own sound, I can sing Black Metal, Thrash Metal, and Old School Metal, I need a Bassist, Lead Guitarist, Drummer & maybe another Guitarist, my influences are, VENOM, BATHORY(first 4 cds only), OVERKILL, METAL CHURCH, SODOM, ANNIHILATOR, KREATOR, MERCYFUL FATE, MELIAH RAGE(first 3 cds only), IMMORTAL, ANTHRAX(Fistful of Metal), TESTAMENT, CARPATHIAN FOREST, HELLWITCH, POSSESSED, EXODUS, METALLICA(With Cliff only), SANCTUARY, MEGADETH(first 6 cds only), SLAYER(first 6 cds only), PANTERA(Power Metal to Vulgar Display of Power), ARMORED SAINT, and much much more, If interested call (215)379-0417 ask for Dave, Must be over 21 & under 41, Must not live a half Hour away from Northeast Philly, unless you dont mind going out of your way because I wont, and No Bull S**t..........................
Music Style(s): Heavy Metal

Location: Cheltenham, PA 19012
Name: Suicide <dmr76>
Phone: (215) 379-0417
Submitted at: 2006-08-18 19:28:05



Satanic Black Thrash Metal Band needs everything but Vocals
Im trying to start up a Satanic Black Thrash Metal Band, Im a Lead Vocalist thats been singing for 11 years now & has a good Voice with a wide range, I need a Bassist, Drummer, & Lead Guitarist(you dont have to be great at solos), some of my influences are, BATHORY(first 4 cds), MORBID ANGEL(first 2 cds), VENOM, MAYHEM(with Dead), BLASPHEMY, MANTICORE, NUNSLAUGHTER, POSSESSED, MYSTIFIER, VON, BURZUM, ABORYM, WATAIN, KREATOR, SLAYER(first 2 cds), DARK FUNERAL, MERCYFUL FATE, VULCANO, SARCOFAGO, SEPULTURA(first 4 cds), NME, HELLWITCH, BEHERIT, SARGIEST, HORNEDCROWN, and much much more, If interested call(215)379-0417 ask for Dave, dont email me it wont work, Please dont live a half Hour away from Northeast Philly, unless you dont mind going out of your way because I wont, I already have some lyrics written, and some songs made up on the Guitar, I also have a few Band name Ideas, Must be over 21 & under 41, & No Bull S**t...................
Music Style(s): Heavy Metal

Location: Cheltenham, PA 19012
Name: Suicide <dmr76>
Phone: (215) 379-0417
Submitted at: 2006-09-06 09:59:39
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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that guy sounds pretty desperate.

And playing in a Def Lepperd tribute band but ignoring their biggest hit? :lol:
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what the fuck is wrong with this dude. sounds like he needs to learn guitar and drums, he will never get a band going.
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:lol:

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Brandon, your a genius!...great find.
You should invite him to the PBB.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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look at the fuckin track marks
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dan wrote::lol:

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i just messaged this dude on myspace. he will NEVER get a band together, ever. FACT. he will never perform onstage, much less be the new thing in music.
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Brandon wrote:i just messaged this dude on myspace. he will NEVER get a band together, ever. FACT. he will never perform onstage, much less be the new thing in music.
When are you getting your band together, Mr. Livingston?
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Pflöyd wrote:
Brandon wrote:i just messaged this dude on myspace. he will NEVER get a band together, ever. FACT. he will never perform onstage, much less be the new thing in music.
When are you getting your band together, Mr. Livingston?
my band has been on hiatus for years! so i decided i may as well write everything myself. while in clinical studies i compose songs using my dr5 and when i get out i will buy a couple guitars and a drumset and a mic and get to work. my lyrical content is pretty much about my personal philosophy, so i dont think i next to explain too much beyond that.

lifes typical bullshit led to the bands stagnancy- money problems, legal problems, school, work, money problems, car problems, family problems, more money problems, substance abuse problems, the guitar player has PROFOUND mental problems but plays phenomenally, more and more money problems, etc

but with the clinical studies, those problems are gone for the most part. after a few more months of this shit and everything will really take off, son! you will see! :x :x :x :x :x :x :fur: :fur: :fur: :fur: :fu:
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I didn't know you actually played any instruments. :shock:
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Pflöyd wrote:I didn't know you actually played any instruments. :shock:
well for a long time i didnt, now i plan on mastering them all! :aargh:

the first thing i learned to play on bass was for whom the bell tolls
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Brandon wrote:
Pflöyd wrote:I didn't know you actually played any instruments. :shock:
well for a long time i didnt, now i plan on mastering them all! :aargh:

the first thing i learned to play on bass was for whom the bell tolls
You'd be surprised on the number of bands I have seen cover that song with the guitar playing the intro riff. :x :tdown:
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Cool Brandon! I am still thinking of names. I am going to come up with a myspace profile soon.
Robert doesn't live here anymore........lol.
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robert, if you did clinical studies you could buy all the shit that i do. i have a very cool yamaha keyboard, a couple badass jackson guitars, marshall half stack, and im gonna buy an american made strat and a cool drumset soon. also a laptop with a good recording program.
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Brandon wrote:robert, if you did clinical studies you could buy all the shit that i do. i have a very cool yamaha keyboard, a couple badass jackson guitars, marshall half stack, and im gonna buy an american made strat and a cool drumset soon. also a laptop with a good recording program.
What, no bass? :x
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Post by heavymetalsoldier666 »

Well my brother has an old drumset and bells. I got the guitars, bass and piano and harmonica and microphone. We will get more as time goes by. Right now we are still deciding who will be our bassist and we are still loooking for a couple guitarists and possibly a keyboardist. Plus we are trying to figure a name out but must have to deal with mythology or something dark or dealing with science fiction, fantasy, the occult or spiritiuality.
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Robert doesn't live here anymore........lol.
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:lol: :lol:
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heavymetalsoldier666 wrote:Well my brother has an old drumset and bells. I got the guitars, bass and piano and harmonica and microphone. We will get more as time goes by. Right now we are still deciding who will be our bassist and we are still loooking for a couple guitarists and possibly a keyboardist. Plus we are trying to figure a name out but must have to deal with mythology or something dark or dealing with science fiction, fantasy, the occult or spiritiuality.
How about "Excremental Purge"!?! :x :tup:
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Post by heavymetalsoldier666 »

too death metal and black metal!
Robert doesn't live here anymore........lol.
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those don't work either.
Robert doesn't live here anymore........lol.
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huh, i never thought a person with a mullet would be that picky
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plain and simple....


PUS
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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The thing is we are not doing black metal or death metal. The lyrics are gonna be clean in singing and not gutteral growls. The music is heavy and melodic.
Robert doesn't live here anymore........lol.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the hottest band in the land...

Robert Hollis and PUS!!!!!
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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this is hilarious, move this to the free zone.
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There will be slide guitar and harmonica in songs as well.
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heavymetalsoldier666 wrote:There will be slide guitar and harmonica in songs as well.
start working on it now. quit worrying about other members and just start writing songs with brad and brian.
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Brandon wrote:
heavymetalsoldier666 wrote:There will be slide guitar and harmonica in songs as well.
start working on it now. quit worrying about other members and just start writing songs with brad and brian.
You should move out to Casper and team up! :shock: :tup:
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Brian is questionable as a bassist now!
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Robert must have misread the title of this thread. It says musician ads not musician aids
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Shut up Buttfuck Satan! Quit being a wiseass!
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I officially decree that Hollis is no longer allowed in this sacred of PBB forums.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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Pflöyd wrote:I officially decree that Hollis is no longer allowed in this sacred of PBB forums.
I second that motion.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
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