Stupid Musicians

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:13 pm

I don't really know where I'm going with this thread but I just wanted a place to say this and never really had a chance...

I was watching one of those "lessons" probably done by Guitar World or some website with popular musicians and on this particular one it was Wayne Static of Static-X. He explained his technique for palm muting and a bunch of other useless crap and then he started on about dual guitar parts.

"This is one thing I came up with, its playing part of a chord or a note on one guitar and then the other guy playing another part of that chord on the other guitar. I'm sure other people have done this in the past but I came up with this idea all on my own."

Revolver · Post by **Revolver** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:15 pm

That last bit was very, very gay.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:26 pm

Post a link, I have to see this.

warhead dime · Post by **warhead dime** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:29 pm

BassPhemy wrote: "This is one thing I came up with, its playing part of a chord or a note on one guitar and then the other guy playing another part of that chord on the other guitar. I'm sure other people have done this in the past but I came up with this idea all on my own."

Wow

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:33 pm

I tried looking for it but couldn't find it on YouTube or an actual site. It might have been Guitar.com but I don't know. It had a bunch of lessons with Billy Sheehan and other guys as well.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:49 pm

BassPhemy wrote:I tried looking for it but couldn't find it on YouTube or an actual site. It might have been Guitar.com but I don't know. It had a bunch of lessons with Billy Sheehan and other guys as well.

I could not find it, but I did find a really gay video of him talking about his gear at NAMM. He really doesn't know anything.

Bodom J · Post by **Bodom J** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:10 pm

dual guitar parts? static x? haha. I understand what he's saying but the way he was talking, it's like static X does some iron maiden shit.

PABassPlayer · Post by **PABassPlayer** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:10 pm

c'mon, we're talking about Wayne Static here, did you expect anything different.

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:25 pm

Muffin wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:I tried looking for it but couldn't find it on YouTube or an actual site. It might have been Guitar.com but I don't know. It had a bunch of lessons with Billy Sheehan and other guys as well.
I could not find it, but I did find a really gay video of him talking about his gear at NAMM. He really doesn't know anything.

Post it.

I looked on YouTube. I found some concert vids and then TONS of videos of anime with their music dubbed over it. What is the fucking deal with that? Every band I look for has a few music vids and stuff and then that bullshit.

Muffin · Post by **Muffin** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:23 pm

BassPhemy wrote:
Muffin wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:I tried looking for it but couldn't find it on YouTube or an actual site. It might have been Guitar.com but I don't know. It had a bunch of lessons with Billy Sheehan and other guys as well.
I could not find it, but I did find a really gay video of him talking about his gear at NAMM. He really doesn't know anything.
Post it.

I looked on YouTube. I found some concert vids and then TONS of videos of anime with their music dubbed over it. What is the fucking deal with that? Every band I look for has a few music vids and stuff and then that bullshit.

http://www.gearwire.com/wayne-static.html

I don't get that anime shit either..."cool, an episode of Dragon Ball Z put to some Carcass.....fun."

Wrona · Post by **Wrona** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:46 am

BassPhemy wrote:
"This is one thing I came up with, its playing part of a chord or a note on one guitar and then the other guy playing another part of that chord on the other guitar. I'm sure other people have done this in the past but I came up with this idea all on my own."

This guy is a fucking genius!

Lando Griffin · Post by **Lando Griffin** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:02 am

I remember reading a guitar world column written by the guitarist of linkin park, and his lesson was a major scale

It's exotic because it is used in Western music!!! (he had some sort of similar quote like that)

Lord of This World · Post by **Lord of This World** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:15 am

did anyone subscribe to guitar world during the good charlotte columns? one of them said that playing inverted power chords (where you just add the extra note on the bottom to make it heavier, example you play a C power chord and add the G on the low E string) was innovative. what a fucking idiot. every other fucking guitarist does it frequently.

Gor-Gor · Post by **Gor-Gor** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 1:23 am

Lord of This World wrote:did anyone subscribe to guitar world during the good charlotte columns? one of them said that playing inverted power chords (where you just add the extra note on the bottom to make it heavier, example you play a C power chord and add the G on the low E string) was innovative. what a fucking idiot. every other fucking guitarist does it frequently.

the death chord.

Lord of This World · Post by **Lord of This World** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:09 am

they had lessons on "solos" where they just strummed octaves for a few bars. im glad the pop punk trend is dead

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:07 am

Depressing.

DBS · Post by **DBS** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:44 am

Muffin wrote:http://www.gearwire.com/wayne-static.html

this is embarrassing.

silverback77 · Post by **silverback77** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:40 pm

Suckick X? Stinkin Pork? How the hell do these guys get columns? Don't guitar mags realize the damage they're doing by allowing this shit to be passed on to kids as "information"?

I actually took the time to learn a few things along the way, like how to play. I also managed to learn to read music & learned the theory necessary to analyze & transcribe. What ever did happen to integrity? A guitar has 6 (or more these days) fucking strings. You're SUPPOSED to at lease BE ABLE to use' em all. I'll grant amnesty to Max Cavalera out of respect for what Sepultura was. A bass has at least 3 other strings besides the low fucking E, and you're supposed to know what to do with them, too.

Maybe I'm a rarity, or just getting old, but I learned how to play all the instruments I needed to write the music I wanted to write. I'm not saying I'm equal to every task on every instrument I play, but I'm self-motivated enough to realize it takes what it takes to make something sound good. You've gotta know your instruments inside & out before you can say you know anything.

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:43 pm

DBS wrote:
Muffin wrote:http://www.gearwire.com/wayne-static.html
this is embarrassing.

He uses such horrible gear

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:54 pm

So. Wayne Static invented harmonizing. Just....wow.

Kellan · Post by **Kellan** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:08 pm

That interview. Good fucking lord.

I remember a few years back when Linkin Park was still all the rave (does anyone except Psycho Gangster still listen to them?), they had their guitarist do a column in GuitarOne or one of those magazines. GuitarWorld, what the fuck ever.

Anyway, I remember reading Dime's column and it was something pretty cool and could be used to improve your technique.
And then the Linkin Park guitarist decided he would talk about the chromatic scale, up the neck.
I couldn't fucking believe they'd actually published this shit.
I'm so glad the nu-metal trend is dead.

What kinda bullshit do the publish in there now?
Last I knew they had people like Loomis/Smyth in there showing you how to sweep your fuckin ass off which I thought was wonderful.
But it's been a few months since I looked at one of those magazines so it's hard to say if they've reverted to putting sub-par musicians in there to give a lesson on how to play power-chord variations or not.

Cheyenne fucking Buffet · Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:48 pm

silverback77 wrote:Suckick X? Stinkin Pork? How the hell do these guys get columns?

That's so queer and unfunny.

Shred-Dimebag · Post by **Shred-Dimebag** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:40 pm

i hate static x too many bands now adays trying to follow the real hardcore badass bands, iron maiden, pantera, megadeth,

queer fucking bands producing shit

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:57 am

I found another genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzxTWosh8U0

silverback77 · Post by **silverback77** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:21 am

Cheyenne fucking Buffet wrote:
silverback77 wrote:Suckick X? Stinkin Pork? How the hell do these guys get columns?
That's so queer and unfunny.

Fuck you sideways with a KFC chicken, bitch. For the funniest thing of all, I'll be sending you a pic of me raping your sister's eternal soul.

BTW, sports are for braindead latent homos who live at home w/ their moms, but fuck your favorite team anyway out of pure spite.

croninburg · Post by **croninburg** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:35 am

BassPhemy wrote:I found another genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzxTWosh8U0

You will probably love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs

Cheyenne fucking Buffet · Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:39 am

silverback77 wrote:
Cheyenne fucking Buffet wrote:
silverback77 wrote:Suckick X? Stinkin Pork? How the hell do these guys get columns?
That's so queer and unfunny.
Fuck you sideways with a KFC chicken, bitch. For the funniest thing of all, I'll be sending you a pic of me raping your sister's eternal soul.

BTW, sports are for braindead latent homos who live at home w/ their moms, but fuck your favorite team anyway out of pure spite.

Be quiet, Silverbutthead77! I'm trying to listen to Stinkin Pork!

silverback77 · Post by **silverback77** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:56 am

Cheyenne fucking Buffet wrote:
silverback77 wrote:
Cheyenne fucking Buffet wrote:
silverback77 wrote:Suckick X? Stinkin Pork? How the hell do these guys get columns?
That's so queer and unfunny.
Fuck you sideways with a KFC chicken, bitch. For the funniest thing of all, I'll be sending you a pic of me raping your sister's eternal soul.

BTW, sports are for braindead latent homos who live at home w/ their moms, but fuck your favorite team anyway out of pure spite.

Be quiet, Silverbutthead77! I'm trying to listen to Stinkin Pork!

Sorry, I wouldn't want to disturb your critical listening...

BassPhemy · Post by **BassPhemy** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:16 pm

croninburg wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:I found another genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzxTWosh8U0
You will probably love this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2qY_Rn_qKs

I've seen that many times.

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