Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
EvilisthenewGood wrote:I know how time zones work.
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
EvilisthenewGood wrote:I know how time zones work.
if i had a practical joke lamp that i could rub and make a practical joke genie come out and grant me the wish of being able to execute any one practical joke it would be this: i would lace all the world's weed with AIDS. the brilliant part about this is that all the stoners would be sick and dying and not know what caused it and they'd all rush to California and the few other states that prescribe medicinal marijuana and they'd all be smoking twice as much as they did before to ease the pain (and redundantly giving themselves AIDS over and over and over again until they were sneezing mutations of the virus) and then one day someone would have one of those brilliant stoner "omg duuude!" moments and gather his friends around, "No, no listen guys. I've got it! Think about it maaaaan...every stoner has AIDS man...they put it in our grass, man! Bogus!". And then the entire world would outlaw weed because it caused AIDS and instead of three strikes and a jail sentence, growers and dealers would be mercilessly shot and their families interrogated or destroyed.