has anyone actually ever met a christian rocker?

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has anyone actually ever met a christian rocker?

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who in the fuuuuck ARE these people? I swear. It seems like every guitar forum I click on...there's some fuck going on and about the tone he got at his band's practice for Sunday mass. Or 'this one time, during service...." or who knows what the fuck else. Seriously, harmony central, zzzounds, etc....reviews. it's like a goddamn cult of holy rolling rock ons is invading the internet. These people FRIGH TEN me. I've never met one person in my entire life who is so dedicated to god, that they make/join a band (of any kind...let alone metal or rock) to sing his praise. I don't even hardly know anyone who brings up God.

and yet, these people are really out there. Is this a montana/alabama thing? what states have these people, and what are the recommended thoroughfares I can take to detour them?
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Rockin' out for Jesus is the only way to rock.
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Upon this church, I shall build my ROCK!! :aargh:
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i've never met someone who's music is dedicated to god, allthough i have met max cavalera and he seems to make a lot of references to god and after saying goodbye to him he said god bless.
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BabyKiller wrote:Upon this church, I shall build my ROCK!! :aargh:
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Crow wrote:i've never met someone who's music is dedicated to god, allthough i have met max cavalera and he seems to make a lot of references to god and after saying goodbye to him he said god bless.
No way!
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I think you're safe, Stoic. I would think you take the social avenues that these kinds of people avoid like the plague.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
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talkbass.com is FULL of guys like that.
Some are decent to talk to though.
You have exercised utmost discernment, far beyond that of the layman.
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I saw Stryper in the 80's
"Are you, a soldier under Gods Command"
and that kind of shit.
Very talented, it's been awhile, but I remember the guitarist was amazing.
The most annoying part of the show was the 8000 "happy christians" that had no idea how to rock out. They were there because Stryper happened to be on thier churches "approved concert" list. No, really! A few people I talked to actually told me that.
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I met as I lay dying and they KICK ASS
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as I lay dying is probalby the best christian music or just metal in general Ive ever heard :tup:
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Biohazard wrote:as I lay dying is probalby the best christian music or just metal in general Ive ever heard :tup:
:lll: :lll: :lll:
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yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:
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Gnarkiller wrote:yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:

i dont know what that has to do with this thread, but that song rules.
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i am a christian rocker.
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i rock for the lord, mother fucker
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Gnarkiller wrote:yeah... a life once lost was pretty good but norma jean is just gay... Inked blood played that song that goes I, I'M JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT!!!!! IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID, IM JUST DYING IN YOUR ARMS TONIEEET!!!! :no:
You know that songs lyrics is a Shaksphere reference. It means i just came quick.
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Stay away from church.
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there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
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axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
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PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
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South Jersey!!! :aargh: :aargh:
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axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
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Why do I want to brutalize and torture the ginger?! :aargh:
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PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
new brunswick homie, central jersey. I'd say exit 130ish on the parkway.
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axlash wrote:
PABassPlayer wrote:
axlash wrote:there's a lot of them in jersey, but they disguise themselves as emo kids, which gets very misleading.
Axlash, your from Jersey?
what exit? North or South?
new brunswick homie, central jersey. I'd say exit 130ish on the parkway.
No shit, I work right up the road from ya. I knew you weren't from south jersey, you don't have that fucked up Piney mentality. LOL
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where do you work ?
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Christian rock is where money is. Im serious, the money is good.
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that music isnt bad actually, its funny when they pray in the song for forgiveness lmao
you know sometimes i wonder..
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BassPhemy wrote:Rockin' out for Jesus is the only way to rock.
Theres only one way to rock!
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Christian rock is about on par with modern country on the annoying scale for me.
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