Chris Poland

The place to talk about instruments, tab, the bands gear and anything else musically related.
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Chris Poland

Post by dead forever »

http://eddegenaro.com/burners/CPthdflexi.mpg


definately underrated... i might even go as far to say that i preffer some of his stuff to martys.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
BassPhemy
Ms. Paltrow
Posts: 21271
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:24 pm

Post by BassPhemy »

Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
User avatar
Dimejandro
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1076
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:56 pm

Post by Dimejandro »

i think so.. supposedley he has a weird joint or something like that, that lets him stretch his pinkey alot.
Pickled fetus worshipped
Divine Mongoloid
Was fucked in Effigy
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

yeh.. you can tell by watching him that its kind of went to his advantage. I think his injury means he can only move his pinky a certain way or something.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
PRJECEDNIK
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1650
Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Location: Croatia

Post by PRJECEDNIK »

never heard of him :(
nothing special really ( imho ), but hes got some style yeah...
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:never heard of him :(
nothing special really ( imho ), but hes got some style yeah...
leave.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
PRJECEDNIK
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1650
Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Location: Croatia

Post by PRJECEDNIK »

dead forever wrote: leave.
hahaahahhaha :tup:
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:
dead forever wrote: leave.
hahaahahhaha :tup:
i'm being serious.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
PRJECEDNIK
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1650
Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Location: Croatia

Post by PRJECEDNIK »

so am i...
i replied in your topic nicely, said i never heard of him and that imho hes nothing special but hews got some style...
you ask me to leave... why? argument?
hippy
Twat
Posts: 13342
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:01 pm
Location: trying not to feel it too hard

Post by hippy »

thats tight
[quote="Buddy"]alfie you have to believe me![/quote]
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

hippy wrote:thats tight

the video? or that idiot? or both?



edit: i just noticed he said that, my bad.
Last edited by dead forever on Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:so am i...
i replied in your topic nicely, said i never heard of him and that imho hes nothing special but hews got some style...
you ask me to leave... why? argument?

STFU Bosnia. :fu:
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
PRJECEDNIK
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1650
Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Location: Croatia

Post by PRJECEDNIK »

dead forever wrote:
STFU Bosnia. :fu:
youre nothing but a dickless piece of shit, who obviously cant even argue like normal people... and what connection do i have with bosnia!?!?

its not like were on a freezone, or like i destroyed your topic or anything like that... youre just an uneducated computer nerd who cant be "cool" in a real life so youre trying to be on the internet... i understand... ive seen many like you...

go educate pls :fu:
User avatar
Acid Flashbakc
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1606
Joined: Tue Jul 26, 2005 4:32 pm
Location: Jersey

Post by Acid Flashbakc »

whats so special about him? speed? ive seen quicker i guess.
[quote="Brandon"] there are weirdos on the net. [/quote]
User avatar
Avulsed
Lynch Mob
Posts: 9105
Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 4:26 am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:

Post by Avulsed »

He's special because he was in Megadeth.
Q&A: Did you go to college and if so what degree did you earn?

Cro Cop: Yes

[quote="Neural Implosion"] I'm just a grindcore musician out there trying to make it[/quote]
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:


go educate pls :fu:

:lol:



as far as "all he is is speed" , thats bullshit, he plays mostly jazz scales that sound cool as fuck, and his vibrato/bending is excellent.

And yeh he's part of the reason peace sells is such a good album.
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
Pfl?yd
Red Baron
Posts: 22372
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:15 pm
Location: The Temple of Horus

Post by Pfl?yd »

BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
hippy
Twat
Posts: 13342
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:01 pm
Location: trying not to feel it too hard

Post by hippy »

dead forever wrote:
hippy wrote:thats tight

the video? or that idiot? or both?



edit: i just noticed he said that, my bad.
:lol:
[quote="Buddy"]alfie you have to believe me![/quote]
User avatar
BassPhemy
Ms. Paltrow
Posts: 21271
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:24 pm

Post by BassPhemy »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:
dead forever wrote:
STFU Bosnia. :fu:
youre nothing but a dickless piece of shit, who obviously cant even argue like normal people... and what connection do i have with bosnia!?!?

its not like were on a freezone, or like i destroyed your topic or anything like that... youre just an uneducated computer nerd who cant be "cool" in a real life so youre trying to be on the internet... i understand... ive seen many like you...

go educate pls :fu:
You're calling him uneducated while posting in the Musician's Forum and not knowing who Chris Poland is.
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
User avatar
BassPhemy
Ms. Paltrow
Posts: 21271
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:24 pm

Post by BassPhemy »

Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
I wish I had some wierd hand or arm thing that would make me able to do things no other bassist could. :(
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

BassPhemy wrote:
Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
I wish I had some wierd hand or arm thing that would make me able to do things no other bassist could. :(
like do something other than following the guitar line?













JUST KIDDING LOLZERS LES CLAYPOOL BILLY SHEENAN STU HAMME YARRR
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
User avatar
PRJECEDNIK
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1650
Joined: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:12 pm
Location: Croatia

Post by PRJECEDNIK »

BassPhemy wrote: You're calling him uneducated while posting in the Musician's Forum and not knowing who Chris Poland is.
yeah good point...
but im calling him uneducated becouse hes acting like a child, and its hard to argue with a child... only thing he can say is "stfu" or "go suck dick", he cant post any arguments ( as far as i can see )...

anyway, sorry for the offtopic, its really not my fault...
dead forever
Lynch Mob
Posts: 6825
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:26 pm

Post by dead forever »

PRJECEDNIK wrote:
BassPhemy wrote: You're calling him uneducated while posting in the Musician's Forum and not knowing who Chris Poland is.
yeah good point...
but im calling him uneducated becouse hes acting like a child, and its hard to argue with a child... only thing he can say is "stfu" or "go suck dick", he cant post any arguments ( as far as i can see )...

anyway, sorry for the offtopic, its really not my fault...

STFU and go suck dick :roll:
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"]Also the only log touching I do is when I touch my own while thinking of hot chicks on this board.[/quote]
[quote="heavymetalsoldier666"] dead forever remove your avatar now.[/quote]
Pfl?yd
Red Baron
Posts: 22372
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:15 pm
Location: The Temple of Horus

Post by Pfl?yd »

BassPhemy wrote:
Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
I wish I had some wierd hand or arm thing that would make me able to do things no other bassist could. :(
My friend's dad has six fully functional fingers on each hand. Fuck, that would rule for bass.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
User avatar
BassPhemy
Ms. Paltrow
Posts: 21271
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:24 pm

Post by BassPhemy »

dead forever wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:
Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
I wish I had some wierd hand or arm thing that would make me able to do things no other bassist could. :(
like do something other than following the guitar line?













JUST KIDDING LOLZERS LES CLAYPOOL BILLY SHEENAN STU HAMME YARRR
I think most bass players can spell their names right, too.
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
User avatar
BassPhemy
Ms. Paltrow
Posts: 21271
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:24 pm

Post by BassPhemy »

Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:
Pflöyd wrote:
BassPhemy wrote:Was he the one that fucked up his hand so he could do insane stretches?
I have the same thing. I fucked up my left hand in a fight and after it healed I can stretch my hand pretty insanely wide. The downside is that it sucks for tight chord grips on the guitar because it gets in the way of my ring finger.
I wish I had some wierd hand or arm thing that would make me able to do things no other bassist could. :(
My friend's dad has six fully functional fingers on each hand. Fuck, that would rule for bass.
Well holy fuck. I demand pictures!
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement
User avatar
Dimejandro
I will fuck you up
Posts: 1076
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:56 pm

Post by Dimejandro »

it would be awesome to play some piano with 6 fingers. gattaca style nigga.
Pickled fetus worshipped
Divine Mongoloid
Was fucked in Effigy
Pfl?yd
Red Baron
Posts: 22372
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:15 pm
Location: The Temple of Horus

Post by Pfl?yd »

I don't have any pictures of the guy, and he hides his hands most of the time. He's self-conscious about it.

I told him I'd be putting Hendrix into history as a hack if I had six fingers. He seemed to like that.
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
hippy
Twat
Posts: 13342
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 5:01 pm
Location: trying not to feel it too hard

Post by hippy »

haha 6 fingers would rule. imagine the speed you could play octaves at :shock:
[quote="Buddy"]alfie you have to believe me![/quote]
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

Chris Poland fucking rules! :aargh:
One Man Ghetto
User avatar
PABassPlayer
Lynch Mob
Posts: 16301
Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:38 pm
Location: Philly PA area

Re: Chris Poland

Post by PABassPlayer »

Paul Gilbert still impresses me more...



Lightning fast arpeggios
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

Poland has a more unique style, but that's just my opinion. I just love his tone, I'm still trying to find that same sound as him.



One Man Ghetto
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

Image

An 80s B.C. Rich ad. Very cool! Chris Poland 2nd row to the left.
One Man Ghetto
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Re: Chris Poland

Post by JesseJames »

#3, when you see it you will #2 a brick
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

Image

Chris Poland with Ron Jarzombek! :aargh:

and Marty Friedman...
One Man Ghetto
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Re: Chris Poland

Post by JesseJames »

No one gives a rats ass about chris poland.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

He's number one in my book.
One Man Ghetto
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Re: Chris Poland

Post by JesseJames »

I'm not saying he isn't an excellent guitar player, just saying no one gives a rats ass.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
Jebodiah
Bullfrog
Posts: 18234
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm
Location: oot and aboot
Contact:

Re: Chris Poland

Post by Jebodiah »

New interview about his gear. :tup:

One Man Ghetto
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Re: Chris Poland

Post by JesseJames »

JesseJames wrote:No one gives a rats ass about chris poland.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
Post Reply