im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA

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im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA

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shits gonna be chill. i'm probably just gonna play Floods on repeat to set a nice, dark, calming vibe. there will be complimentary Blacktooth grins (lavender infused). I'll have a qualified barber on hand to do Adidas stripes on people's beards, as well as a waxing specialist to tame all of that pesky chest hair.

any other cool ideas guys?

getcha deep cleansing facial!
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guys I need some input before I pull the trigger on this!
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Should be called 5 minutes salon
Woes me
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Massage in Blood :freak:
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primal cucumber masque
hard lines and sunken cheeks (removal)
good friends and a bottle of complimentary moisturiser
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No Good (Attack The Wrinkles)
Sandblasted Skin
Uplift (those sagging boobs)
The Art Of Shedding (those excess pounds)

The Great Southern Treadmill
It Makes Them Wrinkles Disappear
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:lol:

this thread ended up being way better than my usual garbage
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fucking archive :lol:
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Tyson wrote:Should be called 5 minutes salon
:aargh:
I like big black men.

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