If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

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Mad Muir wrote:You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?

News to me man, I haven't taken much interest in vinnie recently. Although, he does love them.
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It's time I finally eat out at Arby's this week for lunch. They better be as good as they look.
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Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
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Had he made a living as a rotary power tool he'd be Dimebag Dremel.

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If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell

If he hung our with Paul Simon, he'd be Parsley Sage Rosemary and Thymebag Darrell

If he were in Iron Maiden, he'd be Somewhere in Timebag Darrell

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if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.
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who cares, he'd be dead now anyway from his alcohol abuse.

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som en grop fylld av blinda hundar som äter sin egen avföring. en avgrund där stanken är så tät att man inte kan andas.
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DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.
Where's the malapropism in that, asshole?
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Tyson wrote:
Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
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ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell
this calls for a Jeb painting
som en grop fylld av blinda hundar som äter sin egen avföring. en avgrund där stanken är så tät att man inte kan andas.
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Eibon wrote:
ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:If he were a Transformer, he'd be Optimus Primebag Darrell
this calls for a Jeb painting
maybe.
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do it
som en grop fylld av blinda hundar som äter sin egen avföring. en avgrund där stanken är så tät att man inte kan andas.
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a Jeb painting?
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MS Paint, yo. Jeb is an artist.
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DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.
what an awful post.
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TerryToughCunt wrote:Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.
He would also go by this moniker had he sunk the Titanic.
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If he was a pothead, he would have been called dimebag darrell.
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if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell
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If he hosted Dirty Jobs, he'd be Grimebag Darrell

If he fucked Cyndi Lauper he'd be Time After Timebag Darell

If he lived in Napa Valley he'd be Winebag Darrell

If her were gay he'd be Interior Designbag Darell
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If looks could kill then Dimebag Darrell would be an uzi or a shotgun bang what's up with that thang I wanna know how does it hang
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If Dimebag were a guitar player he’d be in Pantera.
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DBS wrote:
DBS wrote:if dimebag had been a magician, he'd have caught that bullet in his teeth and we'd all live happily ever after.
what an awful catch.
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If Dime couldn't see and was homosexual he'd be Blindfag Darrell.
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Thanks. I got it off this guy on the boxing website.
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your next avatar should be this

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Tyson, YOUR next avatar should be this...

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Tyson wrote:if he was in a glam band he'd be diamond darrell
when did he change that actually?
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I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'
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what if pantera made shit music and dimebag ate his own poop?
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then he would be WINNING
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If he had colon cancer he'd be shitbag darrell
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Tyson wrote:I thought it was between 'Cowboys' and 'Vulgar'
IT WAS BETWEEN VULGAR AND FBD, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!! GET YOUR GODDAMNED FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Had he made his living as a lumberjack we would be Pinebag Darrel
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If Dime posted on the PBB as Tyson, he would be Whinebag Darrell.
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If he had been a female he would be finebag daisy
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