If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

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He would have been called Dimebug Darrell.
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Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.
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Had he lived near the swamp, he would have been called Dimebog Darrell.
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Had he been a baker, he would have been called Dimebaguette Darrell.
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If he was in Revenge of The Nerds, he'd be DimeBooger Darrell.
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Had Dime released his own line of weight gain powder for bodybuilders, it would have been called Dimebulk.
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Had he been the guitarist in an 80s metal band, he'd have been called Diamond Darrel.
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Had he been a cylindrical wooden container with slightly bulging sides made of staves hooped together, and with flat, parallel ends, he'd have been called Dimebag Barrel.
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If he was a mangy, flea bitten feline that roamed around wild then he would have been Dimebag Feral.
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But he's dead.
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This thread is absolutely ridiculous.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
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if he came back as a zombie, he'd be Deadbag Darrell
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If Dime was a homosexual, he'd be Dimefag Darrell.
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If he was used to clean tables at restaurants he'd be Dimerag Darrel
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If he had a bad internet connection he'd be Dimelag "aol" Darrel
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If you could put groceries in him he'd be Dimebag Darrel
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If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.
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if he was buying weed for five bucks he'd be known as Nickelbag Darrell.
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Had he been bitten by a tick, he'd be Lymebag Darrell.
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if he was a gangsta rapper, he'd be known as Doorag Darrell.
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had he been the doctors weapon of choice he'd have been Dimemag (light) Darrell
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had he been a garbageman, he'd be called Trashbag Darrell
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If he had been a gamer, he'd be using the name Teabag Darrell.
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had he been an extrs in an austin powers film he'd be dimeshag darrell
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If he was Rita, he would be dimeslag darrel
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If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott
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Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
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Jebodiah wrote:If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.
And that would be a bad thing ? :?
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if he had a reputation for bringing home food from restaurants on a daily basis, he'd be Doggiebag Darrell.
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The other thread sucks, I'm moving these here.

Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.

Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.

Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.

Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.
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Leviathan wrote:Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
That rings a bell. I think it's from some interview, Vinnie couldn't play the guitar with his fat fingers so he made him swap or something?
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Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
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Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
:lol:

Nah.but more seriously speaking, Dime wanted to play Drums but he wasn't getting nowhere with it..Vinnie on the other hand was progressing a lot faster so dime asked Jerry for a guitar.

Vinnie played tuba before the drums.
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You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?
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