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Title : Unholy War
Artist : Atheist
Album : Piece Of Time
Transcribed by : J. Litvak, converted and corrected by : Coypu
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Some timings are not exact so listen to the song and you will have no trouble
figuring it out.
SECTION A:
G|--------------------5-5-5-------4-4-4----------------------------|
D|--------------4-4-4-------3-3-3----------------------------------|
A|----5-----4--------------------------------5-----4---------5-5-5-|
E|-4-----3--------------------------------4-----3------4-4-4-------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------4-4-4------5-----4---------5-5-5-------4-4-4-----5-----4--|
E|-3-3-3---------4-----3------4-4-4-------3-3-3--------4-----3-----|
SECTION B:
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*--------------3-3-2-2-2-2-----------------------3-3-2-2-2-2----------|
E|---2-2-2-2-2-2-------------5-5-3-0--2-2-2-2-2-2--------------5-5-3-0--|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------3-3-2-2-2-2-----------4---------4---5------*|
E|-2-2-2-2-2-2---------------5-5-3-0--2---------2---3-------|
4x
SECTION C:
G|-------------------------------------------7-7-7-------6-6-6-----------|
D|-------------------------------------6-6-6-------5-5-5-----------------|
A|-------5-5-5--------4-4-4----5----4-----------------------------5----4-|
E|-4-4-4--------3-3-3--------4----3-----------------------------4----3---|
G|-------7-7--7-------6-6-6------------------7-7-7-------6-6-6------------|
D|-6-6-6--------5-5-5------------------6-6-6-------5-5-5------------------|
A|-----------------------------5----4-----------------------------5----4--|
E|---------------------------4----3-----------------------------4----3----|
Repeat Section B 1x
SECTION D:
G|---------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------6--|
A|-------7--8--------6--5h6-5---------7--8--------6--5-----|
E|---5---------7--6------------6---5--------7--6-----------|
4x
SECTION E: BOTH GUITARS
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|---9-------9---8-------8----8-------8---7-------7--|
A|*------7-----------9------------7-----------8------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|--7-------7---6-------6----6-------6---5--------5--|
A|------5-----------7------------5-----------6------*|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
3x
Play this the last time
G|-------------------------|
D|--7-------7---6-------6--|
A|------5-----------7------|
E|-------------------------|
SECTION F:
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|*--------------3-3-3-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-|
E|---2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--------------------------*|
E|-------------------------2-2-2-3-3-3-5-5-5-3-3-3---|
4x
SECTION G:
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
D|-----------------------------------------------------9-----9--8-----8--------
A|---------------5-5-5--5--5------------------------------7--------9-----5-5-5-
E|--0--0---0--0---------------5--4--3---0----3----5----------------------------
G|----------------|-----------------------------------------------------
D|----------------|-----------------------------------------------------
A|--5--5----------|----------------7-----7--6-----6--5-5-5--5--5--------
E|--------5--4--3-|-0----3----5-------5--------7------------------5--4--
G|-----------------------------------------------------------|----------|
D|--------------------9-----9--8-----8-----------------------|----------|
A|-----------------------7--------9-----5-5-5--5--5----------|----------|
E|--3--0----3----5-----------------------------------5--4--3-|-0--------|
Repeat Section B 6x
SECTION H:
G|------------------------------------------7-7-7-------6-6-6------------|
D|------------------------------------6-6-6-------5-5-5------------------|
A|-------5-5-5-------4-4-4----5----4-----------------------------5----4--|
E|-4-4-4-------3-3-3--------4----3-----------------------------4----3----|
G|-------7-7-7-------6-6-6------------------------------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-------5-5-5------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------5----4----------5-5-5-------4-4-4----5----4--|
E|-------------------------4----3------4-4-4-------3-3-3--------4----3----|
G|------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------*|
A|-----5-------4-------5-------4-----------------*|
E|---4-------3-------4-------3------0------------*|
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
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Title : I Deny
Artist : Atheist
Album : Piece Of Time
Transcribed by : J. Litvak, converted and corrected by : Coypu
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Some timings are not exact so listen to the song and you will have no trouble
figuring it out.
This song has very advanced and often "hidden" bass lines that are hard to hear,
so too understand the tab correctly i recomend that you listen very carefully and
if possible with a program that can speed the song down.
INTRO:
G|------------9-----------------8----------------9-------11--------12--------|
D|--------------10----------------9----------------10-------12---------14----|
A|*----------------7---------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0--0-0-0----------0--0-0-0------7--0--0-0-0-------8--------10---------12-|
G|----------9----------------8----------------9------------------8------|
D|------------10---------------9----------------10-----------------9----|
A|---------------7-----------------------------------------------------*|
E|-0--0-0-0---------0--0-0-0-----7--0--0-0-0-------8--0--0-0-0-------7--|
FILL
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|--------7---------9--------10--------------------|
A|------------------------------------------2------|
E|-----------------------------------------------1-|
SECTION B:
G|--------------10---------------------------9---------------|
D|------9---10-----------------------7---8-------------------|
A|*--7-------------------0-0-0--5----------------------------|
E|----------------8-8-8------------------------6-6-6----1-1-1|
SECTION C:
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---3--0---0--0--3-3--0--0--0--3-3--0--3-3--0--3-3--0--0--0--|
SECTION D: * Guitar 2 plays Section C with triplet at end of each measure.
FILL 2
G|--------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|---5--7------8------------------------|
E|--------------------7/8---------------|
SECTION E:
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------|
E|-3--0--0--0--3-3--0--0--0--3-3--0--3-3--0--3-3--0--0--|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|-----5--7-----8---\-3-----1-1-1---------|
E|---------------------------------1-1-1--|
* Repeat Section B.
SECTION F:
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------6-----|
E|---0--------------2/-3---2-2-2-----5/-7--6--6-------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|-------6/-7---6----6-6-6---6----6\2----1-----|
SECTION G:
G|---------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|*------1-----------1--------------1----------1-------1--*|
E|---0-------0-0-0-------0-0-0--0-------0--0-------0-------|
4x
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----1-------5--5-------------------8---8--------------------|
E|-0-------x-x--------x-x-6--6---x-x---------x-x-x-3---3---x-x-|
3x
SECTION H:
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------|
A|---3------1-1-1------3-------0-1-1----------|
E|--------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*----6-7-8--7-6-5---6-7-8--7-6-5---4-5-6--5-4-3---4-5-6--5-4-3---|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
End SECTION H: here *
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----8-9-10--9-8-7---8-9-10--9-8-7---6-7-8--7-6-5---6-7--8--7-6-5---|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------*|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
SECTION I:
G|-----------2---5-5h4p5--2------4--5--4--2h4p2--1---------1---------4--3--1---------3--4--3--1-|
D|---------2--------------------------------------------1-----1---------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---4h5p4-------------------------------------------4-----------4-------------4----------------|
SECTION J: SECTION J.1: (play only when written so)
G|-----9--9-----9--9-----10-10----10-10-|--------------------|
D|--7--------7--------8--------8--------|--------------------|
A|*------------------------------------*|--8-----------------|
E|--------------------------------------|--------------------|
SECTION K:
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--7-----7-x-x-x------------------8-----8-x-x-x------------------|
A|-----------------7----7-x-x-x--------------------8-----8-x-x-x--|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------
D|---7-----7-x-x-x-----------------8------8-x-x-x-------------------
A|------------------7----7-x-x-x--------------------8-----8-x-x-x---
E|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--7-----7-x-x-x-----------------8-----8--x-x-x------------------|
A|-----------------7----7-x-x-x--------------------8-----8-x-x-x--|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---7-----7-x-x-x-----------------8-----8-x-x--x-------------------|
A|------------------7----7-x-x-x--------------------8-----8----8----|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
repeat SECTION J: + J.1:
repeat SECTION E:
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------*|
E|--3-3-0---0--0---3-3-0---0--0--3-3-0--3-3-0--3-3-0---0--0---|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------/--3---------|
A|*--------------------------------------------|
E|---3--------------2--------------------------|
SECTION N:
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------*|
E|--3-3-0---0--0--3-3-0---0--0--3-3-0--3-3-0---3-3-0---0--0---|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------|
A|*------------------------------/------------|
E|---3--------------2------------/--8---------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------*|
E|-3-3-0---0--0--3-3-0---0--0--3-3-0--3-3-0--3-3-0---0--0---|
SECTION O:
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|*------------------------------------------------|
E|---0---------------2/-3---2---------5/-7---6-----|
END:
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------8\------------------------|
A|-----6-5h6---------------------8-----8---------------------*|
E|-5h6-------5h6p5-7---6--6-6-6-------------1-----------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------/7--6---------------|
E|---0-----0--0-------2/-3---2---------7--6------1--|
G|---------------------------------------------------
D|---------------------------------------------------
A|-------------6/7-----6/7--7-------------7----------
E|--0------6/7-----6/7-----------5/7---7------7--6/7-
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|-6h7-6h7-6h7-6h7-6h7-/7-/7-/7-/7--------7-/-3-|
E|----------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------*|
D|------------------------------------------------*|
A|------1------------1-------1-------1------------*|
E|-0--------0-0--0-------0-------0----------------*|
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
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Title : Life
Artist : Atheist
Album : Piece Of Time
Transcribed by : J. Litvak, converted and corrected by : Coypu
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Some timings are not exact so listen to the song and you will have no trouble
figuring it out.
INTRO:
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------0--------------------|
SECTION A:
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*----------------------------------------------------------------------*|
E|--0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7--0-0-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--1-1-1-1-4-4-4--4---|
SECTION B:
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*-----------------2--------------1--------------------------*|
E|---0--0-0-0-0--3-----0-0-0-0--3-----0-0-0-0-0-0--1----4------|
SECTION C:
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------1----------------------------------4/1-|
E|0---------------------0--------------------------------|
SECTION D:
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0-0--5-5-6-6-7-7-6-6-5-5-6-6-5-5--0-0--5-5-6-6--7-7-6-6-5-5-6--6---|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------5------*|
E|-0-0--5-5-6-6-7-7-6-6-5-5-6-6-5-5--0-0--5-5-6-6--7-7-6-6-5-5-----4---|
SECTION E:
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------------------3-3-----------|
A|*----------------------------------2-2-2-2--3-2-2-2--3-3-----3-3-2-2--*|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
REPEAT SECTION D & E
BRIDGE 1: (Sounds improvised at times and almost impossible to tab so play around with it)
G||-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D||-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A||-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E||--1h2-------------1h2-------------1h-2---------1h-2---------1h-2-------------1-----------|
SECTION F: BOTH GUITARS
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------9-----------------7------------------9------------------7--------|
A|*------8p7-----8p7--------8p7-----5---------8p7-----8p7--------8p7------5----------*|
E|-0-0-0-----0-0--------0-0-----0-0-------0-0-----0-0--------0-0-----0-0--------0-0---|
BRIDGE 2:
G|------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------2-------------------------------------|
E|--0------------------3---------0----------------------|
REPEAT SECTION F:
BASS FILL
G|---------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------|
E|-0--0-0-0--3-7--7-7-7--0-6--6-6-6--1/4-|
REPEAT SECTION A & E
END: BOTH GUITARS
G|-----------------------------------||--------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------||--0-0-0-6-6-6--0-0-0-6-6-6------|
A|-------1---------1---------1-------||--------------------------------|
E|----0-----2--1------2--1------2----||----------------------------0---|
* Repeat Bridge 1.
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
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Title : No Truth
Artist : Atheist
Album : Piece Of Time
Transcribed by : J. Litvak, converted and corrected by : Coypu
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Some timings are not exact so listen to the song and you will have no trouble
figuring it out.
SECTION A: ½ ½
G|---------------------|--------------|-------------|
D|---------------------|--------------|-------------|
A|*--x-x-2-------------|-----3--------|-------------|*
E|---------------x-x-4-|--------------|-----2-------|
4x
SECTION B:
G|------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------|
E|--2----2-----2-----2-----2----2-----2----2------|-2-----2-----2-----2-------------/-----\----|
SECTION C:
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|------2--1--0-------------------2--1--0----------------|
E|---0------------1--2--3--1---0------------1--2--3--1---|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|*-----2--1--0------------3------2--1--0------------3--*|
E|---0------------1--2--3------0------------1--2--3------|
SECTION D:
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*------2-2--1-1-0-0--------------3-3------2-2-1-1-0-0-------------3-3--*|
E|---0-0---------------1-1-2-2-3-3------0-0-------------1-1-2-2-3-3-------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|*-----2--1--0------------3------2--1--0---------------*|
E|---0------------1--2--3------0------------1--2--3--1---|
SECTION E:
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*------2-2--1-1-0-0--------------3-3------2-2-1-1-0-0-------------3-3--*|
E|---0-0---------------1-1-2-2-3-3------0-0-------------1-1-2-2-3-3-------|
SECTION F:
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---3-3--3-3-3-3--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------1h-2--1--2--1--2--1--2--1----------------*|
E|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3----|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------3-3-3-3------------|
E|---3-3-3-3-3--3--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------2-2-2-2---|
repeat SECTION E:
SECTION G:
G|------------------------------------|--------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------|--------------------------------|
A|*----------------------------------*|--------------------------------|
E|-0-0-0-3-2-0-0-2/-3---0-0--5--0-3---|-0-0-0-3-2-0-0-2/-3---0-0--5-5--|
G|----------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|--0-------------------3-----------------|
SECTION H:
G|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|*----------------7-7-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7---------------7-7-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7--|
E|---5-5-5-5-5-5------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------*|
E|--4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4--4--4--4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4--4--4--4----|
4x
SECTION I:
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|*-----------------------------------8--7------6\---|
E|---0----0--0----0--0----x\---8--7----------8-------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--3h-6-3--6-3--6-3--6-3--6-3--6--3--6-3--6-3\-2h-5-2--5-2--5-2--5-2-|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------1----------------------2---------------------8--7------6\---|
E|-3--0---------0---0--0--0--0------------x\---8--7----------8-------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------1---*|
E|--3h6-3-6-3-6-3-6-3-6-3-6-3-6-3-6--3\-2h5-2-5-2-5-2-5-2--3--0-------|
SECTION J:
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|---------------------2/3---------|
E|--2-3h5p3-1-0-3--3h4-----4p3-2-5-|
G|----------------------------------------------2h3-2---0----------|
D|--1/-2-----3\-2-----------------------1h2-2h3-------3------------|
A|*-------------------------1--------------------------------------|
E|-------0-0------0-0-2/-3----0-0-0-0----------------------0-0-0-0-|
G|----------------------------------------------2h3-2---0----------|
D|-1/--2-------3\-2---------------------1h2-2h3-------3------------|
A|---------------------------------1--*----------------------------|
E|--------0-0--------0-0-0-0-2/-3--------------------------0-0-0-0-|
G|--------------------------------------
D|-1/-2-------3\-2----------------------
A|---------------------------1----------
E|-------0-0-------0-0-2/-3-----0-0-0-0-
G|---------2h3-2---0----------------------------------------------|
D|-1h2-2h3-------3-------------1/-2-------3\-2--------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------1--*|
E|--------------------0-0-0-0--------0-0--------0-0-0-0-2/-3------|
SECTION K:
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---2/-3-3/-4-----2--------2-------2/--3-3/-4-----2------------------|
A|*------------x-x---x-x-2-----x-x-------------x-x----x-x-2--1--x-x--*|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
3x
G|------------------------------------------------*|
D|---------------------2/-3-3/-4-----2------------*|
A|-------------------------------x-x----x-x-2-----*|
E|---------------------------------------------0--*|
4x
And there you have it. One of the greatest albums' bass tabs. I don't think you'll find these anywhere, they're not 100% accurate, but they're damn close.
aggressor_27 wrote:Shut the fuck up, foreigner. With your fingers.
A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
heavymetalsoldier666 wrote: The only way my problems will be straightened out concerning you is if I have you machine gunned to death and your body dismembered and thrown in a hole and you are never heard from again.
JesseJames wrote:A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
Jerry Only???
Izzy: do you realize how broad "environmental science" is?
Izzy: it's like going to school for history
Izzy: well, more useful than that
Izzy: but an expert on the civil war won't know jackshit on uhh
Izzy: something that isnt the civil war
JesseJames wrote:A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
How can you tell when there is a lead singer at your front door?
He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]
[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
JesseJames wrote:A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
are you getting any of my pm's? I've been holding this thing for you but i need the money . if you dont want it just say so, i can sell it to someone else
JesseJames wrote:A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. When the son returns from his first lesson, the father asks, "So, what did you learn?"
"Well, I learned the first five notes on the E string." Next week, after the second lesson, the father again asks about the progress, and the son replies, "This time I learned the first five notes on the A string." One week later, the son comes home far later than expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. So the father asks: "Hey, what happened in today's lesson?" "Dad, I'm sorry I couldn't make it to my lesson; I had a gig!"
are you getting any of my pm's? I've been holding this thing for you but i need the money . if you dont want it just say so, i can sell it to someone else
Oh shit, I forgot about you ern. Sorry man, not trying to put you off.
Anyway, let me see if I can score it as a christmas present. I'll PM you tonight.