Ever have a relative get you a guitar for Christmas?

The place to talk about instruments, tab, the bands gear and anything else musically related.
Post Reply
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Ever have a relative get you a guitar for Christmas?

Post by JesseJames »

That completely sucks?
Here is mine. Oh yeah, full silvertone paul stanley suckage. I shaved the neck to make it somewhat playable, it's just a practice guitar. It sounds and plays like shit.
Image
Image
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
Aeon
Oh Alfie...
Posts: 13452
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:36 pm
Location: morts

Post by Aeon »

That's almost as gay as the Wangcaster. Almost.
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Post by JesseJames »

Couldn't take down one thread so coming after another? :lol:
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
The Fear
Obsessed
Posts: 32774
Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:45 pm
Location: Inside four walls

Post by The Fear »

Well at least it can defy gravity.
down ass chic wrote:takes one to noone SLUT!
User avatar
JesseJames
Natural Born Badass
Posts: 16248
Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:39 pm

Post by JesseJames »

Indeed!

I hate that fucking guitar.
Tyson wrote:How many votes did you ever get in the PBB awards for being the funniest poster?
User avatar
PABassPlayer
Lynch Mob
Posts: 16301
Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:38 pm
Location: Philly PA area

Post by PABassPlayer »

My relatives know better than to buy me a bass, they know I have expensive taste.
[b]"Psycho Gangster"
And why exactly would I change my name to "Schmeagle"?[/b]

[b]"Bukkake Tsunami". My two negro cats are fighting, the one missing a leg is winning.[/b]
User avatar
Gor-Gor
Tyrant-King
Posts: 2878
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 4:08 pm
Location: The Twilight Zone

Post by Gor-Gor »

That should be the guitar you smash at the end of a set
[quote="IFryKids"]I bet you were drunk on maple syrup and powdered donuts, you sloppy piece of shit.[/quote]
[quote="DBS"]shut the fuck up you greasy disaster.[/quote]
User avatar
CFH Eternal
Lynch Mob
Posts: 7247
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:17 pm
Location: Space City

Post by CFH Eternal »

Silvertone back in the day was supposedly the shit, now they are owned by H&H, the same company that Bernie Rico Jr. sold BC Rich to. :tdown:
[quote="Cheyenne Fucking Buffet"]This one's called Enter Sandman, maybe you've heard of it."[/quote]
User avatar
DBS
Haunted
Posts: 15915
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:09 pm
Location: NASA Bound
Contact:

Post by DBS »

<THe_FeAR> wrote:Well at least it can defy gravity.
:lol:
Bodom J wrote:I wish I was even a quarter as good looking as dbs.
User avatar
Metalhead1049
Creampuff
Posts: 5
Joined: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:37 pm
Location: VA
Contact:

Post by Metalhead1049 »

Gor-Gor wrote:That should be the guitar you smash at the end of a set
I'm going to have to agree on this one, just pull a Hendrix and light the fucking thing on fire. Though it's not even worth the lighter fluid.
- Metalhead1049

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush
User avatar
dan
Mouth For War
Posts: 3991
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 4:21 pm
Location: uk

Post by dan »

<THe_FeAR> wrote:Well at least it can defy gravity.
:lll:
User avatar
Brandon
filthy degenerate
Posts: 29207
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 10:28 pm

Post by Brandon »

i wish my lover had bought me a guitar with a candy cane body with candy cane fretboard inlets! :|):
rObsessed!
User avatar
RandomRussianDude
Vodkaholic
Posts: 17984
Joined: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:25 am
Location: on California soil, going down on Sky Black :P
Contact:

Post by RandomRussianDude »

DBS wrote:
<THe_FeAR> wrote:Well at least it can defy gravity.
:lol:
:lol: i just realised something was odd.
Bodom J wrote:I've shit my pants twice :tup:
Tyson wrote:i just shat myself twice... i typed this sitting in liqued shit
User avatar
goshuaspenis
Hail Dimebag
Posts: 2424
Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:00 pm

Post by goshuaspenis »

i started a joke and i dont get it
[quote="Psycho Gangster"]Best username: Goshuaspenis[/quote]
axlash
Lynch Mob
Posts: 17515
Joined: Fri Feb 11, 2005 9:52 pm
Location: I suck at Pm's.

Post by axlash »

DBS wrote:
<THe_FeAR> wrote:Well at least it can defy gravity.
:lol:
[quote="Bodom J (2)"]Amadeus is a good film [/quote]
Post Reply