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Petition to get rid of p0rt

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He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
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Re: Petition to get rid of p0rt

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The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
[quote="AlabamaRedneck"]Holy panther fucking hopscotch! :shock:[/quote][quote="Hjs2"]You're so faggot, you take up all the 10 spots of the list of fagggots yourself, faggot.[/quote]
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Agreed
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It's only the Internet :negro:
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Re: Petition to get rid of p0rt

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u commin up on they asses like a dreamboi inthe club; shit don eva have nuthin but flava and crazyasss style; wear yo pants wit yo prettyboy aint yet got u a bump in tha back room, probably been doin it fo year s, shit. i bust a melon and watch ya seeds pop out
The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
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Post by Aeon »

get rid of him alfie
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Re: Petition to get rid of p0rt

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Edna Bodine wrote:u commin up on they asses like a dreamboi inthe club; shit don eva have nuthin but flava and crazyasss style; wear yo pants wit yo prettyboy aint yet got u a bump in tha back room, probably been doin it fo year s, shit. i bust a melon and watch ya seeds pop out
The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
:lol: :lol:
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Post by Ellen »

I second this motion
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Post by ssh »

his posts are nauseating. he can't communicate so.. :killjew:
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Post by Izzy »

Agreed. Get rid of him.
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not once have i ever read a post of his that made sense. get rid of him :tup:
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Izzy wrote:Agreed. Get rid of him.
I am a hostile heterosexual male who is very pissed off.
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TwistedAngel wrote:I second this motion
You need to leave too.
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Post by AlabamaRedneck »

Add Rablasa to the list.
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Greg wrote:
The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
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croninburg wrote:
Greg wrote:
The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
[21:29] utsadeli: i thought this chick i used to work with mexican i talked to her in spanish
[21:29] utsadeli: untill she told me she was hawaiian and i was like oh schitt my bad lol
[21:29] utsadeli: that went on for 2 months
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Post by Edna Bodine »

p0rt is the philosophical genius of our time. :tup:
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Post by Ben »

Browns Town wrote:
Izzy wrote:Agreed. Get rid of him.
http://www.burialwithin.com

[quote="goshuaspenis"]if 90% of all women in pubs are fugly, WHY DO YOU THINK THE WHOLE FUCKING NATION IS KNOWN AS ONE MASSIVE ALCOHOLIC KNOWN AS TEXECUTIONER THE ELECTROTESTICULAR[/quote]
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The Doctor wrote:He's useless, he can't speak English, and he quotes backwards. Please dust him off.
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Post by DBS »

Ben wrote:
Browns Town wrote:
Izzy wrote:Agreed. Get rid of him.
Bodom J wrote:I wish I was even a quarter as good looking as dbs.
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Post by p0rt »

doktors only being a bitch like all the other middleclass muthar fuckers in the world,.

he made beeps n bleeps for yur "american electronic" music,. i make proper proper drum n bass, which eva style i choose, cos im proper,. n i dont care shit bout the fuckin crap musik
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rObsessed!
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ports funny as fuck
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slay wrote:ports funny as fuck
DFG-Bert joined the zoo, Rob is in suspended animation, Tim rejoined Hatred, Greg got hit by a train, and Mike is still staring at the screen going WTF?

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Post by Kellan »

he's only funny when i can understand him
but he's an idiot
a lot of the times his run on sentences make no sense what so ever and i just have kind of a blank stare

ban his ass
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Post by Isis »

Subzero wrote:
TwistedAngel wrote:I second this motion
You need to leave too.
aHA! so THIS is what happened to TA. tsk :no:

I never even know this forum existed. huh.
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Post by AlabamaRedneck »

She's boycotting. And this forum has had it's share of hilarity in the past as well.
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Anyone who rejects FBS' attempts at e-love must have something going on.
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Post by AlabamaRedneck »

FBS is SEXY. :shock:
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Post by Dirty Sanchez »

Kellan wrote:he's only funny when i can understand him
but he's an idiot
a lot of the times his run on sentences make no sense what so ever and i just have kind of a blank stare

ban his ass
p0rt doesnt need to be banned just because yer an idiot

if you banned everybody who was an idiot, this board would just be pfloyd.
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:x
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Dirty Sanchez wrote: if you banned everybody who was an idiot, this board would just be pfloyd.
aaaaahhahahahahahahahahahaha :tup:
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Post by AlabamaRedneck »

CP wrote::x
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p0rt wrote:doktors only being a bitch like all the other middleclass muthar fuckers in the world,.

he made beeps n bleeps for yur "american electronic" music,. i make proper proper drum n bass, which eva style i choose, cos im proper,. n i dont care shit bout the fuckin crap musik
Previously I had heard the legend of p0rt, but never come across him on the boards. After reading this..... BAN!!! :fur: :fur: :fur: chav bastard fuck
[quote="Razorkill999"]go play on a fuckin harmonica.[/quote][quote="Edna Bodine"]not an insult.[/quote]
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Post by DonkeyPunch »

p0rt > nigelfoo
[quote="Poru_pantera2004"]your mother is a jailbird and suck all dickcops before she is died in jail,[/quote]
[quote="Izzy"]My mother what? Your mother sucks sperm from dicks! Your mother sucks sperm for dicks! You are hated, fuck[/quote]
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Post by AlabamaRedneck »

DonkeyPunch wrote:p0rt > nigelfoo
Both are fucking gay.
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WarPig wrote:
p0rt wrote:doktors only being a bitch like all the other middleclass muthar fuckers in the world,.

he made beeps n bleeps for yur "american electronic" music,. i make proper proper drum n bass, which eva style i choose, cos im proper,. n i dont care shit bout the fuckin crap musik
Previously I had heard the legend of p0rt, but never come across him on the boards. After reading this..... BAN!!! :fur: :fur: :fur: chav bastard fuck
chav? :lol: here in america we just say :fag: , tea'n'crumpetman
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