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through this forum... please send them to me in the form of a private message. I speak to him regularly and can relay the message for you, as he doesn't make a practice of reading internet forums. He thinks it's weak, trendy, pussyass shit and by god he'll have no motherfuckin' part of it.

But you can still get a message to him through me. I'm sure he'd thank you all for your support.
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Post scans of your doctorate; I'm starting to get suspicious! :x
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Yeah, okay.
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Dimebag Derek wrote:Yeah, okay.
Who are you? You don't know anything about what goes on around here. You haven't been here long enough. Anyone who is anyone here knows I talk to Philip H Anselmo on a weekly basis.
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The Doctor wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:Yeah, okay.
Who are you? You don't know anything about what goes on around here. You haven't been here long enough. Anyone who is anyone here knows I talk to Philip H Anselmo on a weekly basis.
this is true
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tr00; doc & philcore R mates! :aargh:
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
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CoercedCoexistence wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:Yeah, okay.
Who are you? You don't know anything about what goes on around here. You haven't been here long enough. Anyone who is anyone here knows I talk to Philip H Anselmo on a weekly basis.
this is true


tell me that story about you and phil at the party doc :lol:
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Oh, Sorry, :D
*Bows down* muh bad y0.
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Dimebag Derek wrote:Oh, Sorry, :D
*Bows down* muh bad y0.
Dimebag Derek, please explain how you got the idea for your username.
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
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The doc speaks the truth. Him and phil are close friends.
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tell him to reform pantera with zakk wylde because that would be cool lol.
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Tell him too look over his sholder and when he does you go like BOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

That some fuckin amazing crazy ass shit! :lol:
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And was AmazingGraze really his toy back in the days? :?
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at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
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Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol: creampuff.
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Fuck you Edna Bodyline
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I love you Phil! :x
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Phillip Anselmo wrote:Fuck you Edna Bodyline
:lol: "bodyline"

are you illiterate? maybe you really are phil!
Robert Hollis wrote:Me fucking around with women cost me my college education and also one of the women I was involved for awhile ended up killing herself because she was so depressed
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MARDUK wrote:And was AmazingGraze really his toy back in the days? :?
I'm not at liberty to answer that.
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Edna Bodine wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:Oh, Sorry, :D
*Bows down* muh bad y0.
Dimebag Derek, please explain how you got the idea for your username.
I dont remember. Probably because my name is Derek and it clued in one day. Obviously. "/
I dont think the real Dime would care. Im doing it in respect towards him.
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Phillip Anselmo wrote:Fuck you Edna Bodyline
As in flat line?
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Edna Bodine wrote:are you illiterate? maybe you really are phil!
:shock: :lol:
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Dimebag Derek wrote:
Edna Bodine wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:Oh, Sorry, :D
*Bows down* muh bad y0.
Dimebag Derek, please explain how you got the idea for your username.
I dont remember. Probably because my name is Derek and it clued in one day. Obviously. "/
I dont think the real Dime would care. Im doing it in respect towards him.
i still don't get it. "Dimebag Derek" ?

so your real name is Derek? why add the Dimebag?
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Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol:
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Doc! Ask Phil to PUHLEEZE release all of his unreleased shit, in box form.
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Browns Town wrote:
Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol:
Only Phil would spell his own goddamn name wrong.
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Edna Bodine wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:
Edna Bodine wrote:
Dimebag Derek wrote:Oh, Sorry, :D
*Bows down* muh bad y0.
Dimebag Derek, please explain how you got the idea for your username.
I dont remember. Probably because my name is Derek and it clued in one day. Obviously. "/
I dont think the real Dime would care. Im doing it in respect towards him.
i still don't get it. "Dimebag Derek" ?

so your real name is Derek? why add the Dimebag?
Yes tis Derek, and I added it because it works.
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Filthgrinder wrote:
Browns Town wrote:
Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol:
Only Phil would spell his own goddamn name wrong.
:lol: :tup:
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Browns Town wrote:Doc! Ask Phil to PUHLEEZE release all of his unreleased shit, in box form.
Shit man, a lot of people have been asking him for an Anselmo box for years.
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Browns Town wrote:
Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol:
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when the hell is down gonna do something?
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ask him why he got a heap of skinheads to beat up that dude who called him a pussy at that show in christchurch, new zealand years ago.
surely phil could've just got him to come to the stage and humiliated him himself?
maybe anselmo is a pussy?
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fags mate wrote:ask him why he got a heap of skinheads to beat up that dude who called him a pussy at that show in christchurch, new zealand years ago.
surely phil could've just got him to come to the stage and humiliated him himself?
maybe anselmo is a pussy?
Were you the one that got beat down? Did you spit at the stage and get punched in the goddamn neck cause you were playin it safe out in the crowd?
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lol i love that clip
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Firestorm wrote:
Filthgrinder wrote:
Browns Town wrote:
Phillip Anselmo wrote:at last some god damn fucking sense i dont want to talk to none of yall gay cats asses. goddamn holy shit if i have to speak to another one of you goddamn fucking fruitcakes ill unload a rifle round into my goddamn skull.
:lol:
Only Phil would spell his own goddamn name wrong.
:lol: :tup:
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tyfighter wrote:when the hell is down gonna do something?

Just give it time. Things are rough in Lousiana these days, but be patient.
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fags mate wrote:ask him why he got a heap of skinheads to beat up that dude who called him a pussy at that show in christchurch, new zealand years ago.
surely phil could've just got him to come to the stage and humiliated him himself?
maybe anselmo is a pussy?

You're engaged in speculation. That shit never happened.
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ok i wasn't even at that show, but all 4 people i know that did go to that show say thats what happened.
"pussy"
"who fucking said that?"
"me"
"someone jump that guy for me will ya" = pussy surely
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Browns Town wrote:Doc! Ask Phil to PUHLEEZE release all of his unreleased shit, in box form.
or Down III or the next SJR album. preferably SJR, i wanna THRASH like its goddamn motherfuckin sonofabitchin nineteen eighty fuckin six.
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Ask that motherfucker if / when he's gonna come over and cut my sonofabitch lawn for me, I ain't getting my fucking hands dirty. I heard he can cut the grass like it's nineteen eighty motherfucking three.
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