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Awwwww yeeeeeah :D
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Savage! Don't fucking break it. :lol:
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:tup:
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Cool guitar, Jeb. Now all you have to do is learn how to play.
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I'm getting better, still trying to shred smoothly but my music theory has improved quite a bit.
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thats what all that prog and fusion instrumental stuff wil do, yo
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I love it. No more playing a Les Paul.
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I was under the assumption that you just started playing recently.
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Nice piece, Jebly...how long you been playing?
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I could have built you one jeb!
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2 years and jj I might contact you one day about a custom guitar.
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If you're gonna shred it up, Jeb?...one of the best investments I ever made, got those pesky 3rd and 4th fingers right into line! Fret walking like a mofo... :tup:

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Does it come with a pair of HD sunglasses?
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No, just a porno of guitar guys jerking off to their improved scale playing. Thankfully, my copy was missing!
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"missing"
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His wife has to get pleasure somehow
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Forget the fact that she keeps the lights on to prove it's MY magic Johnson, and not some horsedicked nigger ...She gets enough pleasure listening to the stupidity of the exploits on this board.
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ihsahn - "Honey I was panterachat again today and you shoulda blah blah blah blah"

wife - "sigh, god kill me now"
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yeah something like that, but she ends it with "..why the fuck do you even hang on there? They all sound like a bunch of dicks..."
Then she stops and realizes who she's talking to. :negro:
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a nigger?
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and a dick of the first order. :|):
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You have this weird obsession with being "one of the dicks on the PBB" or something but in reality you are actually a giant fucking faggot that no one is offended or put off by, and everything that is said to or about you is at your expense for being an goddamn retard.
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^
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Mad Muir wrote:^
Are you gonna hang a "do not enter" sign replete with skulls, crossbones and radiation symbols on your bedroom door when you put things up your ass on webcam tonight? You'll just come downstairs to get your Nestle Quik when you're good and ready, jeez mom!
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Sky Black wrote:You have this weird obsession with being "one of the dicks on the PBB" or something but in reality you are actually a giant fucking faggot that no one is offended or put off by, and everything that is said to or about you is at your expense for being an goddamn retard.
:( Boy, you're tough!

In reality, you're probably like this hardass kid from grade school we had, HUGE asshole. So tough. Turns out he was a child abuse victim, and all the posturing was a nice cover up for his problems at home. I heard he now warms up his buttholio with a dildo to prep for his black boyfriend so he doesn't balk at the initial insertion and hurt his boyfriend's feelings.
How the worm turns.... :no:

Do you know TTC, Sky Black?
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buttholio......
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ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:
Sky Black wrote:You have this weird obsession with being "one of the dicks on the PBB" or something but in reality you are actually a giant fucking faggot that no one is offended or put off by, and everything that is said to or about you is at your expense for being an goddamn retard.
:( Boy, you're tough!

In reality, you're probably like this hardass kid from grade school we had, HUGE asshole. So tough. Turns out he was a child abuse victim, and all the posturing was a nice cover up for his problems at home. I heard he now warms up his buttholio with a dildo to prep for his black boyfriend so he doesn't balk at the initial insertion and hurt his boyfriend's feelings.
How the worm turns.... :no:

Do you know TTC, Sky Black?
Well I don't know about grade school and male/male rape fantasies back in 1951 I was just pointing out that you are a massive fucking faggot today, that's all.
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Sky Black wrote:Well I don't know about grade school and male/male rape fantasies back in 1951 I was just pointing out that you are a massive fucking faggot today, that's all.
It sounds like you are a fucking expert on this, identifying faggotry! :tup:

The lives of jerkoffs fascinate me. (PBB should have a reality show at some point...)

Tell me, did you get here by a traditional day college diet of faggonomics, or did you do night school? IF night school, what took your time up during the day that you couldn't go to regular gay day classes...OR was it like Pennco Tech, a faggot trade school?
When did you decide on this career choice, high school ( a single sex school?)? Or was it earlier than that?
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Ok I see where this is going. You want a guitar duel ala Crossroads.
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:lol: More like Dueling Banjos ("manjos??")....just keep the Deliverance scenarios, Sky Black....I like my gay sex to be permissive, I don't get off on taking the buttpussy.
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Stay tuned for another episode of fail wars.
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This board is like crack flavored popcorn...one post click is NEVER enough. :tup:
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You ruined my thread.
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At least I didn't ruin your life, you did that all by yourself, Jeb. I mean, look where you're spending your time! :x

Ah well, look at the bright side, at least you didn't make my ignore list. :tup:
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sky black's vagina is bleeding all over this thread
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I highly doubt she goes through menstruation, she probably has more testosterone pumping through her body than all of us combined, just don't ask about the red mark above her lip every second tuesday
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Sky Black won this exchange. Being your friend has always involved a lot of eye rolling, Doc.
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Izzy wrote:Sky Black won this exchange.
I call hawk eye.
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:lll: Goddamn, SB is hot as fuck.

Anyway, Jeb, nice guitar buddy. I've never played a Schertertechieer. How is it? Glad you like it, still say you should have gotten a gibson. Les Paul's rule, buddy. Or a telecaster. That's a cool fuckin' guitar too. How much of your wad you blow on that thing anyway?
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It's a Schecter Hellraiser C-1, Chad. It's perfect for me, it has these push n pull knobs which can make it sound like a tele-stratocaster, it's a neck-thru with a 3 piece mahogony body, EMG active pickups, and locking tuners. Great looking guitar and only one store in my area carried this guitar. Well worth the $800. :tup:

I had some fun with the Epiphone Les Paul but I find it heavy and awkward to play through the higher frets since there's that big piece with the 3 way switch in the way. It's a little banged up and goes out of tune too easily. This Schecter will be my main guitar for a while now.
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