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All those fucking pop metal wankers doing their solo shit and listening to dungeons and dragons fantasy metal think it takes no fucking talent to play grimly. But they're fucking wrong and could never play grim because they are faggots and afraid of jesus.

It takes a fucking evil soul to play grimly. I have that fucking talent with guitar and it requires no fucking practice at all. It comes naturally because I'm evil like that.

So all the fucks who think they can win me by playing solos after solos of pop metal and jesus loving music can go back masturbating while reading the bible, because when I play the hell's forces are at work and I'm channeling evil to this world. I could stab you with a fucking dagger and curse your soul to the hell if I wanted to.

Soon I will unleash to this world Grim Overlord's full length album and then you'll know what it means to be grim.

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nigelfoo your a fucking faggot.
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nigelfoo, which guitar do you play?
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Grim Overlord is horribly faggot.
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hey nigelfoo, i e-mailed you from your homepage..i thought we could have a chat...turns out that you know nothing about the pbb or pantera...what's up with that? i don't believe you're a fake at all!!!!!
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aeon wrote:nigelfoo your a fucking faggot.

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ImaginaryEntity wrote:Grim Overlord is horribly faggot.
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aeon wrote:nigelfoo your a fucking faggot.
No I'm not. I actually hate faggots and am not ashamed of it. I do that kind of evil things, like hating faggots, all day long.

If you can't handle the fact that I'm grim get the fuck out of here you fucking christian.

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Zivi wrote:nigelfoo, which guitar do you play?
The fuck if I know. It has six strings and I have cursed it.
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ImaginaryEntity wrote:Grim Overlord is horribly faggot.
Look, I smoked out a fucking pop metal fan.

I, nigelfoo the overlord of grimness, have written lyrics and done all the music of Grim Overlord. You heard me right. The overlord of fucking grimness has himself summoned hellish powers in the form of Grim Overlord to spread evilness to this world. So what the fuck do you know as a pop metal loving christian? Nothing about grimness and evilness.

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Eibon wrote:hey nigelfoo, i e-mailed you from your homepage..i thought we could have a chat...turns out that you know nothing about the pbb or pantera...what's up with that? i don't believe you're a fake at all!!!!!
What the fuck is this? I have received no e-mails from Eibon.
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Green Man wrote:hail nigelfoo
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scorn wrote:hail grimness, hail evil, hail nigelfoo, hail satan
The overlord of grimness hails his minions. Soon we will crush yahweh. I'm preparing a ritual that lets my faithful minions to join me when I'm climbing to heaven for some fucking carnage. I expect you all to perform the ritual so you can join me in killing all those stupid christians who live in heaven.

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Kill christian nigger scum!
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you suck at faking nigelfoo, nigelfoo never used the word wanker. :zzz:
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hail fucking grimness and nigelfoo, the overlord of shredding
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about as grim as donny osmond
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Metallash wrote:you suck at faking nigelfoo, nigelfoo never used the word wanker. :zzz:
Who the fuck are you? There's only one nigelfoo the overlord of grimness and I am he. I use all the words I want to use.

I will put a vote of what song of the new Grim Overlord album you want to hear, then I'll fucking post it for all to hear. That should shut the fuck up everyone doubting my status as the one and only nigelfoo the overlord of grimness. Hail satan.

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nigelfoo wrote:
Metallash wrote:you suck at faking nigelfoo, nigelfoo never used the word wanker. :zzz:
Who the fuck are you? There's only one nigelfoo the overlord of grimness and I am he. I use all the words I want to use.

I will put a vote of what song of the new Grim Overlord album you want to hear, then I'll fucking post it for all to hear. That should shut the fuck up everyone doubting my status as the one and only nigelfoo the overlord of grimness. Hail satan.

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Strangleholder wrote:
nigelfoo wrote:
Metallash wrote:you suck at faking nigelfoo, nigelfoo never used the word wanker. :zzz:
Who the fuck are you? There's only one nigelfoo the overlord of grimness and I am he. I use all the words I want to use.

I will put a vote of what song of the new Grim Overlord album you want to hear, then I'll fucking post it for all to hear. That should shut the fuck up everyone doubting my status as the one and only nigelfoo the overlord of grimness. Hail satan.

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I wish I could be cool and hail something that is a complete myth.
Satan is very real. You can pretend in your little head that satan does not exist as much as you want to, but that does not make him go away. That's right, no matter how much you try imagining the evil ruler of hell, lucifer, away, he won't disappear. He's there planning all kinds of evil things against humankind and especially against yahweh's stupid followers. That's what he does. He plans evil things and causes all kinds of evil things on earth.

Like me. I am a spawn of satan, an overlord of grimness. I'm helping satan to bring evilness to this world. If your god yahwe had any power he would stop my evil doings. But I'm still here doing my fucking evil things.

So fuck yahweh, fuck you, hail satan, hail nigelfoo, hail evilness!

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nigelfoo wrote:
Strangleholder wrote:
nigelfoo wrote:
Metallash wrote:you suck at faking nigelfoo, nigelfoo never used the word wanker. :zzz:
Who the fuck are you? There's only one nigelfoo the overlord of grimness and I am he. I use all the words I want to use.

I will put a vote of what song of the new Grim Overlord album you want to hear, then I'll fucking post it for all to hear. That should shut the fuck up everyone doubting my status as the one and only nigelfoo the overlord of grimness. Hail satan.

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I wish I could be cool and hail something that is a complete myth.
Satan is very real. You can pretend in your little head that satan does not exist as much as you want to, but that does not make him go away. That's right, no matter how much you try imagining the evil ruler of hell, lucifer, away, he won't disappear. He's there planning all kinds of evil things against humankind and especially against yahweh's stupid followers. That's what he does. He plans evil things and causes all kinds of evil things on earth.

Like me. I am a spawn of satan, an overlord of grimness. I'm helping satan to bring evilness to this world. If your god yahwe had any power he would stop my evil doings. But I'm still here doing my fucking evil things.

So fuck yahweh, fuck you, hail satan, hail nigelfoo, hail evilness!

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Nigelfoo. If you hate christians then why do you hail satan? Satan/Lucifer is a concept made up by christians themselves. Therefore you must be thankful to them for creating him for you to worship. :jew:
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nigelfoo wrote:All those fucking pop metal wankers doing their solo shit and listening to dungeons and dragons fantasy metal think it takes no fucking talent to play grimly. But they're fucking wrong and could never play grim because they are faggots and afraid of jesus.

It takes a fucking evil soul to play grimly. I have that fucking talent with guitar and it requires no fucking practice at all. It comes naturally because I'm evil like that.

So all the fucks who think they can win me by playing solos after solos of pop metal and jesus loving music can go back masturbating while reading the bible, because when I play the hell's forces are at work and I'm channeling evil to this world. I could stab you with a fucking dagger and curse your soul to the hell if I wanted to.

Soon I will unleash to this world Grim Overlord's full length album and then you'll know what it means to be grim.

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HAIL NIGGERFOOD, SORRY I MEAN KUNG-FOO, FUCK I MEAN NIGELFOO?
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CEMGATES101 wrote:HAIL NIGGERFOOD, SORRY I MEAN KUNG-FOO, FUCK I MEAN NIGELFOO?

was that an atempt at being funny??


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NO, I REALLY DO WORSHIP PIGS FEET?!
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CEMGATES101 wrote:NO, I REALLY DO WORSHIP PIGS FEET?!
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aeon wrote:nigelfoo your a fucking faggot.
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Kegel wrote:Nigelfoo. If you hate christians then why do you hail satan? Satan/Lucifer is a concept made up by christians themselves.
No it's not. How fucking stupid is that? Satan was before christians, That's right. I said satan was before christians. Even christian's stupid book admits it amongst all it's pitiful lies.

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nigelfoo wrote:
Kegel wrote:Nigelfoo. If you hate christians then why do you hail satan? Satan/Lucifer is a concept made up by christians themselves.
No it's not. How fucking stupid is that? Satan was before christians, That's right. I said satan was before christians. Even christian's stupid book admits it amongst all it's pitiful lies.

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nigelfoo wrote:Even christian's stupid book admits it amongst all it's pitiful lies.
Why have you been reading the bible, nigelfoo?
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scrotal_tug wrote:
nigelfoo wrote:Even christian's stupid book admits it amongst all it's pitiful lies.
Why have you been reading the bible, nigelfoo?
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scrotal_tug wrote:
nigelfoo wrote:Even christian's stupid book admits it amongst all it's pitiful lies.
Why have you been reading the bible, nigelfoo?
Because I wanted to know what kind of fucking lies that midget yahweh has scribbled there. And also because I'm evil and want to know how I can blaspheme better that weakling god and his stupid son, their stupid book tells me what they hate me saying and doing.

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