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 Post subject: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:14 am 
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shits gonna be chill. i'm probably just gonna play Floods on repeat to set a nice, dark, calming vibe. there will be complimentary Blacktooth grins (lavender infused). I'll have a qualified barber on hand to do Adidas stripes on people's beards, as well as a waxing specialist to tame all of that pesky chest hair.

any other cool ideas guys?

getcha deep cleansing facial!

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:29 am 
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guys I need some input before I pull the trigger on this!

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:48 am 
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Should be called 5 minutes salon

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:16 am 
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Massage in Blood :freak:

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:22 am 
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primal cucumber masque
hard lines and sunken cheeks (removal)
good friends and a bottle of complimentary moisturiser

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:26 am 
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No Good (Attack The Wrinkles)
Sandblasted Skin
Uplift (those sagging boobs)
The Art Of Shedding (those excess pounds)

The Great Southern Treadmill
It Makes Them Wrinkles Disappear

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:08 am 
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:lol:

this thread ended up being way better than my usual garbage

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:12 pm 
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fucking archive :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:21 pm 
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Should be called 5 minutes salon

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 Post subject: Re: im opening a Pantera themed day-spa called PamperA
PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 2:17 pm 
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