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If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:45 am
by TerryToughCunt
He would have been called Dimebug Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:51 am
by TerryToughCunt
Had he been Jewish, he would have been called Dimeberg Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:51 am
by TerryToughCunt
Had he lived near the swamp, he would have been called Dimebog Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:53 am
by TerryToughCunt
Had he been a baker, he would have been called Dimebaguette Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:22 am
by Jebodiah
rolling on floor laughing.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:25 am
by ihsahn_disciple10
If he was in Revenge of The Nerds, he'd be DimeBooger Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:21 am
by TerryToughCunt
Had Dime released his own line of weight gain powder for bodybuilders, it would have been called Dimebulk.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:43 pm
by ron c nigbur
Had he been the guitarist in an 80s metal band, he'd have been called Diamond Darrel.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:45 pm
by Bren
Had he been a cylindrical wooden container with slightly bulging sides made of staves hooped together, and with flat, parallel ends, he'd have been called Dimebag Barrel.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:00 am
by Bar Rat
If he was a mangy, flea bitten feline that roamed around wild then he would have been Dimebag Feral.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:45 pm
by vulgarstrength
:lol:

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:37 pm
by Mad Muir
But he's dead.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:17 am
by Leviathan
This thread is absolutely ridiculous.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:18 am
by hektik
if he came back as a zombie, he'd be Deadbag Darrell

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:41 pm
by Mad Muir
RE
SPECT
BRAINS

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:53 pm
by Jebodiah
If Dime was a homosexual, he'd be Dimefag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:28 pm
by Muffin
If he was used to clean tables at restaurants he'd be Dimerag Darrel

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:14 pm
by Mad Muir
If he had a bad internet connection he'd be Dimelag "aol" Darrel

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:08 pm
by Muffin
If you could put groceries in him he'd be Dimebag Darrel

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:23 pm
by Jebodiah
If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:00 pm
by ron c nigbur
Leviathan wrote:This thread needs to be archived immediately.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:22 pm
by Bodom J (2)
gold

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:58 am
by hektik
if he was buying weed for five bucks he'd be known as Nickelbag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:52 am
by IFryKids
Had he been bitten by a tick, he'd be Lymebag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:39 am
by hektik
if he was a gangsta rapper, he'd be known as Doorag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:39 pm
by vulgarstrength
had he been the doctors weapon of choice he'd have been Dimemag (light) Darrell

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:05 pm
by hektik
had he been a garbageman, he'd be called Trashbag Darrell

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:27 pm
by Jebodiah
If he had been a gamer, he'd be using the name Teabag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:56 pm
by vulgarstrength
had he been an extrs in an austin powers film he'd be dimeshag darrell

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:10 pm
by Mad Muir
If he was Rita, he would be dimeslag darrel

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:19 am
by Tyson
If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:59 pm
by ron c nigbur
Tyson wrote:If he never learnt how to play the guitar he'd be known as Darrell Abbott 1966 -

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:32 pm
by Leviathan
Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:06 pm
by Mr.AntonCrowley
Jebodiah wrote:If he was heroin junkie, he'd be Phil Anselmo.
And that would be a bad thing ? :?

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:10 pm
by hektik
if he had a reputation for bringing home food from restaurants on a daily basis, he'd be Doggiebag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:57 pm
by aggressor_27
The other thread sucks, I'm moving these here.

Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell.

Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell.

Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol.

Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:26 pm
by ron c nigbur
Leviathan wrote:Oh shit. :lol:

Didn't he start out playing drums? Or was it that Vinnie started out on guitar? I seem to recall reading something like that a while ago.
That rings a bell. I think it's from some interview, Vinnie couldn't play the guitar with his fat fingers so he made him swap or something?

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:36 pm
by Leviathan
Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:53 am
by Mr.AntonCrowley
Leviathan wrote:Yeah, or Dime wanted to play drums, but Vinnie couldn't get up off the stool.
:lol:

Nah.but more seriously speaking, Dime wanted to play Drums but he wasn't getting nowhere with it..Vinnie on the other hand was progressing a lot faster so dime asked Jerry for a guitar.

Vinnie played tuba before the drums.

Re: If Dime had made his living as an entomologist

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:59 pm
by Mad Muir
You do know about Vinnies current sponsorship with Arby's I assume Mr. Crowley?