If Dime had made his living busking on the street

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If Dime had made his living busking on the street

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He would have been called Dimebeg Darrell.
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And his guitar case would have been conspicuously empty....it all would be spent on weed and beer.
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Mimebag Darrel rofl
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Had he joined the dark side he'd be Darthbag Darrell.

Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell
I like big black men.

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Had he been bald he'd be Domebag Darrell
I like big black men.

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Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol
I like big black men.

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Had he been Emo, he would be Douchbag Darrell.
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Had he been a failed eastcoast rapper among the other 22 million New Yorker filth with his own record label he'd be Rhymebag Darrell.
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Had he been into Reggae, he'd be Jahbag Darrell Mon
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ihsahn_disciple10 wrote:Had he been into Reggae, he'd be Jahbag Darrell Mon
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aggressor_27 wrote:Had he been black he'd be Dimebag Terrell
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aggressor_27 wrote:Had he been a woman he'd be Dimebag Carol
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If dimebag was a barrel, his name would be dimebag barrel.

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If dimebag was retarded, he would be goshua.
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If he were Iron Maiden's mascot, his name would be Somewhere In Timebag Darrell....
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If dimebag was a fat, ugly, techie 40 year old he would be ihsahn_disciple10

Thank goodness he's dead!
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Thanks for that. you just ruined this topic
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Mad Muir wrote:If dimebag was a fat, ugly, techie 40 year old he would be ihsahn_disciple10

Thank goodness he's dead!
No he's alive, and wondering why you're looking in my bathroom window after showertime. Ah, my adoring public.

But I won't continue MM's rudeass behaviour and sully the thread any further. If I deem him worthy I'll just make an "Person X is a DICK" thread. There. He feels better already.
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Person X isn't a dick, he's just misunderstood.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
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If he joined up with Queensryche, he would be Operation: MindCrimebag Darrell
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If he had joined Queensryche, he would've left the band because Geoff Tate is an asshole.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
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Most people with talent ARE assholes.....look at Philip Anselmo...
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The only thing Tate is talented at now is running a formerly great band into the ground.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
he was pantera just like you and me
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yeah but the motherfucker can make stereo assembly instructions sound good....what's DeGarmo up to these days??
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Flying commercial planes, with his dignity fully intact.
phil is still part of the brotherhood no matter what dumb fucking idiots may think.
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does he put it on autopilot and pull off Mindcrime riffs...nostalgic for the old days...badly singing as he checks his instruments "And I raiiise my head and staaare...into the eyes of the STEEE-WARDESSS!...."

If they go down, will he play Silent Lucidity?
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