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by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:14 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

And you have done what? Oh yeah post counts on pantera's messageboard, rad puddin, totally rad..... you're the one posting tourdates here doofus yeah trying to promote a tour is a bad idea. No wonder you manage a messageboard. Brilliant...... ok girls, I gotta go do this for a while: http://myspace...
by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:12 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

buck satan wrote:Bren probably makes a lot more money than you.
again:

so you can't exactly compare lives on the grounds of zero knowledge!
by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

I'll give ya this this, you guys stick together. Guess thats what internet friends are for.

You make zero money from your band, and you never will


so you can't exactly compare lives on the grounds of zero knowledge!

I hear ya, now if only your buddy up there could figure that out....
by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:40 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Crying has zero to do with it sugarbritches. We've had a fantastic run, toured with great bands, played legendary clubs, and accomplished everything we set out to do. It's amazing the length that sheep like you will go to to try and look cool on the internet. I'll be on tour next week, what are you ...
by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Whoa, your ego needs to be taken down a notch or twenty. You aren't successful. Nobody has heard of you, because you aren't good enough to be heard of. You make zero money from your band, and you never will because your band is not good. Simple. It doesn't matter what me or anyone else does, you st...
by Porch Monkey
Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:22 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

The cats who dig ZZ Top, Buzzoven, or COC would most likely be into us, so give a listen if ya got time. i like ZZ Top and COC. im a huge clutch fan and i love southern rock. but your band sucks. im glad you're "thick skinned y'all" cos you're going to get a lot of bad reviews with this s...
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:32 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Bren wrote:The music's ok, the vocals suck.

I bet you're the singer :lol:
yep, and yeah some folks don't like em at all, It's about 50/50 so I'm used to it. Gotta take the good with the bad!
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

This little attempt at a Southern Rock revival that is going on in music is the worst thing to happen to rock music in a while. You guys fucking suck. Take your trend-following ways and kill yourself. man that 's fucking cutting edge shit with the maiden lyric. You just discover them? edit: now I'v...
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:42 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

PhilCore wrote:
Porch Monkey wrote:well fantastic guys. glad to see everyone here is so damn cool. So who here is in a band?
music schmusic.
i edited my post. Hopefully the sarcasm will be picked up with a good re-read....
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:37 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Those bands are all good friend of ours. The sarcasm was obviousily lost in translation. Dez is our manager, Hank 3 has takin us on tour, and we've been playing shows with Mastodon and their prior bands for years.

But hey at least we're workin right?
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:35 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Bren wrote:post a link to your music so I can make an honest "you suck" post

http://www.myspace.com/artimuspyledriver
by Porch Monkey
Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Lager wrote:
Bodom J wrote: because you're a dick, i'll never check the band out :tup: :tup:
Totally, I got that too:

We are playing The Exit inn in Nashville after we get done touring the Gibson Factory. Come on down and hang out with us, have a cold one, and maybe you can give us some tips on better band names.
by Porch Monkey
Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:10 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

brother if i was worried about somebody not likin a band name, I'd be done along time ago. Everybody hates something, and thats the price ya gotta pay for posting info about whatever it is your doing and/or into. Lightin up sugarbritches. We are playing The Exit inn in Nashville after we get done to...
by Porch Monkey
Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

heh I like that one. Maybe if you knew the origin...... i'm fully aware of the flame that awaits. It's incrediby fun to talk shit about the band you've never heard of, especially when they have a name that may require some sort of explantaion. We've toured with folks like Hank III, Devildriver, Mast...
by Porch Monkey
Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:21 am
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Bodom J wrote:Artimus Pyledriver is the dumbest name ever.
shut it fat.
by Porch Monkey
Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Lumber Jack Off wrote:hey artimus, come back to Tallahassee. :tup:
Big Daddies or Beta Bar is imminent.....
by Porch Monkey
Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Concert and Tour Area
Topic: Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates
Replies: 47
Views: 35214

Artimus Pyledriver /Slunt Tour dates

We suck.
by Porch Monkey
Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:01 am
Forum: Musicians Corner
Topic: Post your recordings in here.
Replies: 39
Views: 16020

we got some stuff up. Have a look and listen:

http://www.myspace.com/artimuspyledriver

and a look:

http://www.drt-entertainment.com/artimus/video/
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: Vinnie Paul's appearance on Headbanger's Ball...
Replies: 26
Views: 19689

I saw it, it was cool, they had a big Dime memorial with a bunch of killer guitars. He seemed relaxed, talked about the new band he's forming......
by Porch Monkey
Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:18 pm
Forum: General Pantera Discussion
Topic: VINNIE PAUL On Today's Music Scene
Replies: 40
Views: 28758

Had the chance to meet Vinnie @ The Cathouse a couple months ago while on tour. Very cool guy. Got a great club too!!!!!!